Parody
Tommy Pistol, my pornographic brother, had a surprise birthday celebration, which I organized for him. An event that no one desired to go to! Thus, I brought a very special guest—a stripper—doing the finest thing a sister could do! Nadia Styles arrived dressed as a hot astronaut, but he wanted to party with an astronaut and "treat her with respect," not hang out with "a filthy gutter slut" stripper. Okay, so perhaps he was acting a little naively here, but he's the birthday boy. Since Nadia loves her job as a stripper and felt that we were really fucking weird, she found that insulting. However, since she was getting paid well for her time, she might as well try to change his opinion of strippers by giving him a special "birthday dance" that involves not only one of the best blow job games I've ever seen, but also really spectacular anal sex that hits him in the butt! Considering that you can just hire a stripper, who really needs friends?
